Disappointment thy name is Zombie, what happened you sounded so interesting. I really don't know what to say in this review, the book made me so livid. I was expecting sharp, witty, and entertaining, but what I got was so clearly not. I was embarrassed by this books lame attempts to be funny, and angry at it's base tries to be sharp.The main character was just so cookie cutter, a perverted, outcast freshman in high school obsessed with zombie movies. His inner dialog just made me angry, I do not like the derogatory term for gay men. So unless you are British and asking for a cigarette I don't want to hear it, PERIOD. It didn't end there either, there was racist and sexist thoughts as well.I expect he gets it from his father, I thought of him as Quagmire in a Windsor knot.He disgusted me, he was a chauvinistic pig of a man. The more he talked the more I wanted to kick him in the nuts hard enough to make him vomit, then pass out in it face first. I have no doubt about why his wife left him. I just don't know why she married him, and I can't stand her for leaving her son with him.At this point I started to get angry, and really just didn't care anymore so I skimmed to the end.So pretty much the only enjoyment I got out of this book was googling images of tie knots.Sorry for the cluster fuck review, this book just pissed me off so please feel free to add kryptonite and fire away.Thank you Net Galley and Soho Press for letting me read and review this book.
